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Avengers: Infinity Laws
The superheroes assemble for Shabbat
Nick Fury checks his Google Calendar. It’s Friday.
Nick Fury: Oh yeah! It’s about that time! Or should I say Appointed Time. And send.
Nick Fury sends an intergalactic text message to the Avengers.
Shabbat Helps Incorporate Everlasting Love, Dude. Aka, S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: Pepper, what would you like, snicker-doodle? A dozen roses? Or just a selfie of me? There’s no wrong answer, honey. It’s a win-win.
Pepper Potts: A new security camera.
Tony Stark: Check, check and check. We have one, two, three… hundred, nano-cameras set up. Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?
Pepper: We may need to add one more maybe? We have a visitor.
Nick Fury: Sir! I’m going to have to ask you to exit the narcissism.
Pepper Potts: Tony, why are you making a Black Power fist?
Nick Fury: I prefer we call it the Melanin Power fist, please?
Tony Stark: See? It’s all in the wrist, Nick. It’s a courtesy that’s sweeping the nation. The knock. You should try it sometime.
Nick Fury: Did you not read my text, Mr. Courtesy?
