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Comedians in Quarantine Getting Quakers
A satirical piece about comedians and the most important meal of the day.
Jerry Seinfeld drives back to his home in a 1955 Porsche 550 Spyder, treating Kevin Hart, Mindy Kaling, Aubrey Drake Graham, and Bernie Sanders to a social distance breakfast meal.
Jerry Seinfeld: Everybody, we’re here!
Kevin Hart: Let me FaceTime D.J. For those who don’t know, that’s Dwayne Johnson. We’re on nickname basis.
Mindy Kaling: Oh my God. You have The Rock’s actual phone number!?
Kevin Hart: Here’s the thing, Mindy. I’m a big deal.
FaceTime rings. The Rock does not pick up.
Kevin Hart: You know what it is? You know what? He’s probably working out. Yep. That’s it. It’s bicep day, so he’s probably bench pressing a Smart Car.
Bernie Sanders: Hope he calls back. The American people want to know, if he will make a cameo, in Fast & Furious 9.
Jerry unlocks the car doors. Kevin, Mindy, Aubrey, Bernie and Jerry walk toward the front door.
